[for those who try to make fun of poetry by using cat and mat you aren't cool reciting poor poetry.This makes fun of them] <br /> <br />A cat, so fat <br />With a dilemna <br /> of dismounting a mat <br />So there, it sat <br />No intentions of <br /> chasing a rat <br />Clung to a mat<br /><br />R.K. Cowles<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/fat-cat-humor/